High-Tech Terms for Redneck Bikers
Logon: Making a wood stove hot
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Logoff: Too Much Wood On The Fire
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Monitor: Keepin' An Eye On The Woodstove
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Download: Gittin The Firewood Off'n The Truck
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MEGA HERTZ:
When your not careful gettin the firewood
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Floppy Disc: what you get from tryin' to tote too much firewood
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RAM: That thang what you use to split the firewood
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Hard Drive: Gittin home in the winter time
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Windows: What to shut when it's cold outside
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Screen: What to shut when it's black fly season
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Byte: What them damned flies do
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Chip: Munchies for the TV
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Micro-Chip: What's in the bottom of the munchie bag
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Modem: What you did to the hay fields
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Dot Matrix: Dan Matrix's old lady
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LapTop: Where the kitty sleeps
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Keyboard: Where you hang the truck keys
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Software: Damned plastic forks and knives
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Mouse: What eats the grain in the barn
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Mouse Pad: Biker talk for where the mouse hangs his hat
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Mainframe: Holds up the barn roof
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Port: Fancy wine for people in 4-wheelers
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Enter: Yankee talk for "Y'all come on in"
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Click: What you hear when you cock your gun
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Double-Click: When you cock the double barrel
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Reboot: What you do right before bedtime,
when it's time to go to the outhouse